All the
way from the country,
Came in
a car a family.
They picked
the toad right off the road,
And ate
it with some gravy.
This severely
upset Bailey's mummy
And she
happened to have an empty tummy,
So she
gobbled those nicks right up
And burned
her son's remains and put the ashes in a cup.
Uncle Bob
saw the ashes and thought, "This coffee is too good to save!"
He poured
some water in and stuck it in the microwave!
Bailey's
mummy ran in just then and yelled,
While Uncle
Bob exclaimed, "This is the best coffee they ever selled!"
Bailey's
mom got really ticked off
And beat
Bob until he was dead.
Then Bailey's
mom made some new coffee
Out of
Uncle Bob's rotting head.
She went
off to kill all the neighbors
And put
them all in a mound.
"The people
love this!" she said.
And that's
how Starbucks was found(ed).